“The best vitamin for a Christian is B1”
 
 “Under same management for over 2000 years”
 
 “Soul food served here”
 
“Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!”
 
 “Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church”
 
 “Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case.”
 
  “What part of “THOU SHALT NOT” don’t you understand?”
 
 “A clear conscience makes a soft pillow”
 
 “The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday”
 
 “Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive”
 
 “Can’t sleep? Try counting your blessings”
 
 “Forbidden fruit creates many jams”
 
 “To belittle is to be little”
 
 “God answers kneemail”