mer), once asked Cliff, “In your world, what color is the sky?” Here is a list of memorable observations compiled by Lindsay Lowe.Credit: Getty Images5. “How would the Civil War have changed if Abraham Lincoln had octopus tentacles instead of a beard?”
6. “They did a study between postal workers and chimpanzees. They proved chimps were 32 percent slower. Of course, they were better with public relations.”
7. “Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
8. “Interesting little article here. It says that, uh… the average human being only uses 17 percent of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don’t use a full, uh… sixty-four percent.”
9. “If I wasn’t wearing this uniform, I’d ask you to step outside.”
10. Finally:
Cliff: “Is this me or is this world getting a little weird?”
Carla: “You passed weird six months ago.”